- That Sesame Street and Dora do not run 24 hours a day for your viewing pleasure. Regardless or how many times you point the remote at the tv and say "STRREEEET" or "DORDA" they won't magically appear. Even if you throw yourself down on the ground and kick and scream yelling "MELMO!!!", they still won't appear. I guess you can keep trying that tactic though.
- That potatoes, oranges, apples, limes, lemons, avocadoes, and onions are not balls. I know they are round like balls but when you throw them, they will not bounce like balls... sometimes they even explode.
- That pretend food is only meant for pretend eating. I know the cookie looks like a real cookie but not matter how hard to bite it or how many times you throw it against the wall, it still won't be a real cookie! (he's actually almost figured this one out)
- That telling mommy you pooped after the fact doesn't help that much! (I know he's young so it's good that he even recognizes that he pooped and he tells me... this one was just good for my list)
- That if I tell you not to go into the spice cabinet and you do it anyway, you will have to sit in time out. AGAIN. Time out is a punishment not a right of passage... you do not get to play in the spice cabinet after you get out of time out either.
- That if I take your shirt off, I have a reason. You don't have to freak out. You might be cold for a minute but I will either put you in the bath or I will put another shirt on you... it is cute when you scream "It's TOLD" & shiver though.
- That regardless of how much I love you, I cannot spend my whole day holding you up to the top hinge on the china cabinet so you can touch it and make the lights go on and off. Screaming and hitting the air will not give me more time or more strength to hold you up there!
- That each and every time you fill up the pitcher in the tub with water and pour it out on the floor, bath time will officially be over. Also, when you stand up and jump in the tub you will most likely fall down...
If any of you can shed a little light on explanations for these issues, please advise. :)
3 comments:
It's good that we don't live near one another. Between Sam and Lennox, I don't think we would survive a playdate. Sounds like Lennox and Sam are cut from the same cloth. I tell Sam the Sid (from Sid the Science Kid) had to go night-night. I tell him that a lot.
this is hilarious!! some good entertainment for when i should be working :) love lennox, he's so funny
maybe you can figure out how to explain to Kaycee that when she waves her magic wand and says 'bippity boppity boo', nothing is going to happen. She gets so upset every day that it is 'broken'.
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