- He was demanding "pork whips" from his carseat the other day. I had no idea what he was talking about. I thought fork lifts? pork lips? huh? After a frustrating ride home and allowing him to show me what he wanted, it was chap stick!? Pork Whips - chap Stick? What?
- Waygo - translation: Is Diego on? Can I watch Diego? I see Diego.
- Wibia - translation: Olivia his friend, Olivia the pig, Lydia the name (we were practiciting)
- sunshine take away - translation: Will you please sing "You are my Sunshine"
- I can't wike it - translation: I am totally frustrated. I don't like it. I am not doing it. I can't make it work. I don't know how this works. I am about to throw a fit if you don't help me. I am about to throw a fit if you do help me. I need help. I am going to spit this chewed up food in your hand, thanks.
- I need to use potty - translation: I will do anything for candy
- I can't see moon - translation: I am tired. I want to go out side in the dark. I don't want to go to bed.
I'm sure this list could go on and on....
1 comment:
Your list is MUCH funnier than mine!!! I need to meet this kid.
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